I didn’t move my dog, but my dog is no longer where I left him. What sorcery is this?!
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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•When did we become afraid of eating off the floor?English2·5 minutes agoThe floor is where you walk. Sometimes people step in shit. I just treat the floor as if it was always 100% covered in shit from people stepping in shit and walking around, and don’t want to eat food with shit on it.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•the 'it' in 'it snows' doesn't refer to anythingEnglish1·10 minutes ago“It raining” only makes sense if it’s Bubba saying it. In which case he means “It is raining.” He just doesn’t speak English well.
“It raining, y’all!” - Bubba
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sorry for not filling your weekend with shitposts.English1·13 minutes ago🎵 So long and fuck you for all the ancient fish! 🎵
The drugs are still working their way outta his system.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Games@sh.itjust.works•Parrying Is The Worst Thing In Video GamesEnglish1·52 minutes agoI thought that said “paying” and I agreed.
Now that I see it says parrying, I do not.
Perhaps the author just sucks and should stop playing the kind of games that tend to have parrying. What guy in Clair Obscur are you stuck on, bruh?
Free Public Wifi.
I have never once used a VPN to pirate shit.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL about thought-terminating clichésEnglish141·1 hour agoPersonal favorite: “Just shut up, man.”
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Powertoys: "Run" was my favorite.English4·13 hours agoI didn’t mean imply I don’t have one. It’s just stupid that such a feature is only available through a more expensive tier if you actually pay for it.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•Flat earth confirmedEnglish2·14 hours agoFlat ocean theory vs fizzy ocean theory
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Aggressive negotiationsEnglish3·15 hours agoBut I wanna gamble with the possibility that the bag gets stuck and I’ve wasted my money.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Technology@lemmy.world•AI is rotting your brain and making you stupidEnglish461·15 hours agoYeah but now I’m stupid faster. 😤
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Games@lemmy.world•What are some good cooperative shooters? Hidden gems?English4·18 hours agoI only know about it because Ssethtzeentach made a video about it. Dude is the king of finding random games you’ve never heard of that are totally awesome. Kenshi, too.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Reddit@lemmy.world•Is there any way to get in contact with a Reddit admit regarding a ban?English81·20 hours agoThere should be an email linked in the ban message to appeal. If not there, it’s also somewhere in their help/support page.
It may take a few tries, but is it really worth it?
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Movies@lemmy.world•Tom Cruise wants to have a Les Grossman movie. You are tasked with directing and writing. What would be your story, style, stars etc?English112·20 hours agoJust 90 minutes of him dancing to the most hardcore gangster rap songs we can find.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Are you more of a "yahoo!" or a "waaaah!"English6·20 hours agoI want to be a “Wah-hooo!” Kinda guy, but I am unfortunately more of a “Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!” (as in getting burned by lava) personality in reality.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Technology@lemmy.world•Duolingo CEO says AI is a better teacher than humans—but schools will exist ‘because you still need childcare’English1·21 hours agoAnything is a dildo if you’re brave enough!
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Cybersecurity - Memes@lemmy.world•Uh oh, somebody's not following best practices, that's a paddlinEnglish613·21 hours agoI don’t even know how the fuck this happens.
Enter password
Incorrect
Enter password again, carefully to make sure no typos
Incorrect
Change password to the one you remember it to be
“New password can’t be the same as old password”
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Shit sometimes gives me this while using a password manager! The saved password is correct. Even the change password thing says it should be correct. Still tells me it’s wrong trying to use it.
Oh sweet! It comes in a can now! 😃