That orange has some serious sex-a-peel

(I’ll leave now)

Been watching Fargo season 3 because V.M. Vargas is my favorite tv villain of all time

This is how my mom was growing up. Didn’t matter what did or didn’t happen through the week, at least by Friday night you were going to get her real opinion about whatever she didn’t like about you, or whatever you may have done to upset her. One time after my brother passed away she jumped on top of me when I was in bed and started clawing at me with her fingernails yelling “The wrong son died”. She was as sweet as can be when she was sober, and would pretend like getting black out drunk and having a weekly melt down was totally normal. She finally stopped drinking by the time I was about 25, but I don’t remember a single holiday or family vacation where she didn’t get absolutely destroyed and act just as mean as she possibly could. It drove my brother to substance abuse which killed him when he was 20. “Mean” drunks are just people who hide their emotions the rest of the time, and they’re toxic to be trapped with.

A FEW MORE CENTS CAN BE EXTRACTED FROM THE FOOLS! QUICKLY! BRING ME… THE DEVICE!

Obviously a goose, just by the neck

“We found a way to save a quarter of a cent per hotpocket, but were going to frame it like we’re doing it for YOU!”

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Beautiful work! Those look really professional

This polar bear has huge abs, check it out

Does not open from this side

Definitely sounds like scam bots, but I don’t personally have any experience with barq. I’d say that it’s possible they didn’t even get your discord from barq in the first place, but that they just hit large numbers of discord users with barq as pretext

All you can do is watch them float into the shadow realm

BUT THEN I CAN’T PET THAT DOG

The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them

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Go gettem. Remember that in terms of pay, your employer is never on your side, so you have to fight hard for the best pay rate for yourself

Wow, this is absolutely amazing. Its been a while since I’ve been genuinely excited about a new technology

That’s a really good album! Enjoy!