Paul: “Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for giving god-king Trump everything he wants and slashing social benefits, it just needs to be cheaper.”

Savage 😳🤣

Did that kayak melt??

Those risk projections actually look pretty rosy compared to what insurance actuaries are predicting: https://actuaries.org.uk/document-library/thought-leadership/thought-leadership-campaigns/climate-papers/planetary-solvency-finding-our-balance-with-nature/

“Man takes toxic shit in crowded elevator; complains about smell”

Thanks! I hadn’t considered eating the seeds before. Apparently they’re edible when cooked.

I would say that he probably doesn’t want to open the door to calling credibility into question based on past history of misrepresentation, but who am I kidding, obviously nothing has actually mattered for years now.

In written comments submitted to the committee, Whitmore said that her company[, Palo Alto,] blocks as many as 31 billion cyberattacks on a daily basis, and up to 9 million of these every day are new, never-before-seen attack methods.

lol, fucking what? I would believe 31 billion port scans per day across the globe, but 9 million zero days per day??? Fuck off.

Meanwhile, entry level workers are being rejected after interview number five and a full proctology exam.

A grammar Nazi takes time out of their day to give someone crap about a comma splice or argue about whether or not it’s appropriate to capitalize the first word after a colon. OPs like this are not “Grammar Nazi” fodder. It’s just language anarchy normalized by terminally online brainrot.

We used to take for granted that everybody agreed Nazis and Russians were bad.

Nothing against Russians suffering under Putin’s boot. We have a whole new sympathy for you now.

The trebuchet would become relevant to warfare again as combatants repurpose dying comrades into flaming projectiles.

JFC, the US was already doing that. How does anyone, let alone 150 million Americans, take this idiot seriously?

We’ve all seen it too. “C’mon Vladimir, stop it! 😭”

Demonrats are bad. I am not going to argue against that.

Well that’s good, because nobody said that.

while such machines don’t yet exist

Is there really not enough terrifying shit going on in the world that we need to post click bait about hypothetical man-made horrors?

The language of wherever you want to spend substantial time. Probably not Russian I would think, but you do you

Their hubris and inaction while they had the chance to do something is a big reason we’re in this mess.

Can confirm. Hell is other people. At least 75% of the people I live around.

Hey now, don’t become monsters yourselves